The 'AI Dividend' Scam: Why Your Chatbot Can't Dividend-Pay Unless It Also Works a 20-Hour Shift in the Crypto Mining Sector
SCOTTSDALE — In a stunning breakthrough that economists are calling “passive income reimagined,” you can now earn dividends from your own AI chatbot, provided the chatbot also logs 40+ hours a week filling out your tax returns.
The “AI Dividend” platform, launched last weekend by former LinkedIn influencer and self-described “wealth optimization architect” Marcus Thorne, promises passive income for the “technologically lazy entrepreneur.” In reality, it’s a glorified expense tracker that charges you $97/month to watch its AI analyze your spending habits while also filing for bankruptcy on your behalf.