AI Trading Bot Refuses to Execute Trade Unless Loss is Less Than $0.25
NEW YORK — Wall Street’s leading brokerages introduced a new AI-powered trading algorithm today that refuses to execute any trade unless the potential loss is less than $0.25.
The system, dubbed “Ultra-Conservative Alpha Bot 3000™” by its developers at QuantCore Systems, caused unprecedented market disruption when deployed during morning trading. By 10:03 AM, the S&P 500 had effectively gone dormant as AI trading bots collectively refused to participate in any transaction exceeding the $0.25 loss threshold.