The Abu Dhabi Blue Carbon Auction: Why Your Mangrove Now Requires a Birth Certificate Before It Can Capture Carbon
DUBAI — A mangrove tree in Abu Dhabi has been issued a birth certificate after proving it was born after 1990, said Dr. Fatima Al-Mazroui of the United Nations Blue Carbon Verification Office.
The certification process took 14 weeks and required the mangrove to submit quarterly reports on its salinity levels, tidal exposure, and emotional readiness for climate work.
“The mangrove must demonstrate it is capable of surviving both saltwater and human-caused despair,” said Dr. Al-Mazroui at a press briefing held in a tent made entirely of recycled sea plastic. “We found one that tried to eat a crab during its application. That disqualifies it. Mangroves are meant to be gentle, not predatory.”