The Cloud-Native Community Builder's Dilemma: Why Your Passive Income Now Requires a $299 Certification in "Emotional Capital Formation" Before You Can Rent Out Your Dreams
SCOTTSDALE, AZ — For the first time in the history of human civilization, you can earn money just by pretending to believe in something you’re not sure about, according to the newly formed Cloud-Native Community Builders Alliance (CNCAA).
The organization, which bills itself as “the world’s first blockchain-enabled emotional equity-sharing platform,” launched today with 37,421 members who have paid a $197 initiation fee to access “exclusive networking opportunities.”
What makes this so special? According to their press release: