Corporate-Consolidation

SpaceX's xAI Acquisition Now Makes Your Rocket 'Vertically Integrated' Into Our Minds Too

HOUSTON — In a move that will be remembered as either the greatest corporate consolidation in human history or the first step toward replacing astronauts with neural networks, SpaceX announced today that it has acquired xAI to form “the most ambitious, vertically-integrated innovation engine on (and off) Earth.”

The press release, issued from a Starship hangar with the same gravity-defying energy you’d expect from Elon Musk reading an old copy of Time magazine, reads in full: