Your Digital Footprint Now Requires 'Existence Licensing' — Shadow Account Services Launches $14.99/Month Subscription to Let Humans Remain Anonymous Online
Austin, TX — You didn’t ask for it, and you certainly didn’t consent, but as of this month, your presence on the internet now costs money.
That’s right. Shadow Account Services (SAS), a Texas-based digital infrastructure company founded by ex-Facebook privacy engineer Dave Miller (he left in 2025 “after realizing the platform was actually owned by the users themselves”), has unveiled a new subscription service: Existence Licensing. For $14.99 per month, individuals can now remain anonymous online. Without it, every pixel of your face, every thought you think, every breath you take is automatically claimed by shadow account holders and monetized through “Data Dividend Programs.”