Dogs

The Kennel Easement: Why Your Dog Now Requires a Conservation District Approval Before It Can Bark

MINNEAPOLIS — The morning you decide to take your dog for a walk could soon require a federal consultation with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, according to the newly unveiled “Domestic Canine Conservation Act.”

The legislation, passed quietly in committee last week, would classify all house-trained dogs as “semi-protected wildlife” under a new subclassification of the Endangered Species Act. Under the act, before your dog can emit even a single bark, it must first file Form 8776-B with the Bureau of Terrestrial Feline-Canine Relations.