The Door Closure Treaty Paradox: Why Your Interior Door Now Needs a Neighborhood Council Approval Before Being Shut, Valid Only Until Sunset
NEW YORK — In a move that has left homeowners across the nation bewildered and slightly irritated, the Department of Interior Door Regulation announced yesterday that all interior doors now require a Neighborhood Council Approval Form D-2024 before they can be closed. The new regulation, which takes effect immediately, states that every door closure must be pre-authorized by a minimum of three neighborhood commissioners and must expire within a 45-minute sunset window or be automatically reopened by federal drones.