Dream-Tracking

Apple's AI Personal Shopping Assistant Now Tracks Your Dreams to "Suggest" Products You Haven't Consciously Desired

CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple has quietly launched its most invasive privacy initiative yet: an AI-powered shopping assistant that monitors your sleep patterns to anticipate and monetize products you haven’t consciously decided to buy.

Called “SomnaCom,” the feature begins by analyzing neural activity during REM cycles to detect subconscious desire spikes. When a user’s brain waves indicate intense craving for a specific gadget, SomnaCom automatically pre-orders the item at the nearest Apple Store.