Grocery Stores Now Require 30-Second 'Emotional Investment' Test Before Allowing You to Leave Aisle
You’ve selected your cereal, added your milk, and grabbed your yogurt. You walk to the self-checkout kiosk, drop your items in, and the red light above the scanner blinks ominously.
“Scan barcodes,” the automated voice chirps. You comply.
“Complete purchase,” it says again. You swipe your card.
“Please demonstrate emotional commitment to these products,” a second kiosk voice interjects, “to prevent impulse regret in the future.”
This is the new normal.