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The Devil Wears Prada 2 Gets 'Digital Style Compliance Waiver'; Andy Sachs Must Wear Only Gray for 'Neutral Aesthetic'

NEW YORK — In an industry-mind-boggling twist, The Devil Wears Prada 2 has become the first major studio release to require its lead actress to sign a “Digital Style Compliance Waiver” before accepting her role, sources say.

According to insiders, Andy Sachs (or rather, the actress portraying her) was told during her audition that “your current aesthetic violates the digital-age female empowerment mandate currently in place in fashion-forward Hollywood.”

“We had to rebrand her entire wardrobe to reflect social media consciousness,” explained a senior fashion compliance officer who declined to be named. “The new rules state that all fashion protagonists must wear neutral-toned garments that do not ’trigger algorithmic discomfort’ in streaming platform viewers.”