The Carbon-Neutral Coffee Cup: How We're Bureaucratizing Every Sip to Save the Planet
SEATTLE — In a groundbreaking development that surprised no one but delighted many, Seattle’s most environmentally conscious café has unveiled the world’s first Carbon-Neutral Consumption Tracking System. The innovation? A QR code sticker you must scan before taking your first sip, which uploads your beverage’s “emotional sustainability score” to the cloud.
“This isn’t just coffee,” said Café Zenith’s sustainability officer, who wore a vest with a small solar panel embedded in the lapel. “It’s your relationship with caffeine, documented and auditable.”