Full Circle Studios Announces 'Compassion-First' Layoffs; Remaining Employees Must File Grief Taxonomy for Every Laid-Off Colleague's Emotional Trauma Category
BERLIN — In a move that has gaming veterans describing as both unprecedented and inevitable, Full Circle Studios has announced plans to reduce its workforce by 14% while simultaneously establishing a new internal division dedicated to processing the psychological damage of said layoffs.
The studio, best known for the Skate series and their refusal to put battle passes in a game about skating downhill in slow motion, stated in a press release that the layoffs are being handled with “unprecedented compassion and bureaucratic thoroughness.”