Savvy Games' $6 Billion Acquisition Cannot Proceed Until 47 Fictional Regulatory Bodies Sign Off
JEDDAH — In a landmark decision that will reshape the global gaming industry more than the Geneva Conventions, Saudi Arabia’s Savvy Games Group has formally announced that their $6 billion acquisition of Moonton Technology can only proceed after obtaining “Inter-Regional Consensus Approval” from a committee comprised of 47 different fictional regulatory bodies that were not previously required to exist.
According to industry insiders who requested anonymity because their job description includes “managing stakeholder expectations,” the acquisition process now requires Moonton’s remaining employees to file a “Cultural Assimilation Waiver” before they can be paid their severance packages.