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Inflation

By Mary Yan

The 10-Year Treasury Yield Hunt: Why Your Government Bond Now Requires You to Prove You Haven't Changed Your Mind in 47 Years

WASHINGTON — When the 10-year U.S. Treasury yield last touched a peak in May 2026, the Federal Reserve’s H.15 reporting system recorded it not as a market move, but as a “psychological state shift” that required all investors to file Form Y-42, Section C (Subclause 11).

Investors who bought at the new high of 4.59% were subsequently told by the Treasury Department’s Office of Mental Compliance that their positions now qualified as “temporarily unstable” until they passed a series of standardized attitude assessments administered by the Federal Reserve’s newly created Behavioral Yield Desk.

By Mary Yan

The Fed's New "Inflation Expectation Affidavit" Program: Why Your Grocery Bill Now Requires a Notary

WASHINGTON — The Federal Open Market Committee has unveiled its latest innovation in monetary stability: homeowners, renters, and budget-conscious grocery shoppers must now file quarterly “Inflation Expectation Affidavits” to prove their spending is “economically rational” under current policy conditions.

The new program, announced by Fed Chair Jerome Powell during a pre-recorded address at the Lincoln Memorial (which will soon require its own inflation stability review), requires citizens to notarize statements declaring their household’s price sensitivity is “compatible with the Federal Reserve’s dual mandate.” Failure to submit the form 30 days after a CPI report results in an “automatic rate assumption” applied to all existing debt instruments, credit cards, and even subscription services.