The Great Wi-Fi Die-Off: Millions of Devices Across North America Go Dark Simultaneously
ORLANDO, Fla. — If you were not online yesterday between 2 a.m. and 6 a.m. EDT, you were not alone. In what is now being referred to by tech insiders as “The Great Wi-Fi Die-Off,” nearly 30 million IoT devices across North America simultaneously lost connection to the cloud, leaving millions of households without smart thermostats, security cameras, or the ability to tell a robot to make dinner.
The incident, which began at 2:14 a.m. when a firmware update silently deployed from a server farm in Virginia, lasted until 5:47 a.m. before devices began reconnecting one by one. By the time users discovered their fridges had stopped beeping at the sight of expired yogurt, the chaos was already documented on social media platforms that ironically required internet access to post about.