IPCC Releases Climate Migration Report Written in Language Only AI Understands; UN Secretary-General Asks if It's a Test
GENEVA — In a move that has diplomatic analysts comparing it to the Borg Queen from Star Trek asking who you are, the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) on Tuesday released its 2026 Synthesis Report on Climate-Induced Human Mobility, written entirely in a proprietary dialect developed by the panel’s lead author, a climate scientist whose primary publication was a single 1,200-word document in which he claimed to have “optimized for linguistic ambiguity.”