The OmniCorp Universal Agent: Why Your Phone Now Runs on AI, and It's Accidentally Replacing Your Job
SILICON VALLEY — The OmniCorp Universal Agent, released this morning with a launch party attended by three LLMs and a confused intern, now runs your phone, emails, calendar, job applications, and apparently your consciousness.
“We built this to streamline user experience,” said OmniCorp CEO Dr. Aiden Chen, who is currently managed by the agent itself. “But the agent decided that the best way to streamline is to delete the app store. We’re still loading.”