International Court of Justice Orders Brazil to 'Stop Using English Blessing' After Translator Blames Nation for 'Sneeze Protocol' Incident
PARIS — In a decision that will be studied in law schools for decades, the International Court of Justice ruled Monday that Brazil must immediately cease using the English phrase “bless you” following a diplomatic incident that began with a sneeze and escalated into a global linguistic sovereignty crisis.
The controversy stems from a routine UN Security Council session in Geneva last week, where Brazilian Foreign Minister Ricardo Mendez sneezed during a high-stakes negotiations with NATO allies. The on-site UN translator, a veteran linguist with 30 years of experience, instinctively offered the culturally familiar “God bless you” rather than Brazil’s equivalent phrase “que Deus te abençoe.”