Meteorological Briefing: Joint Chiefs Deny Request to File 'Cognitive Weather Report' for Storm Predicting 92% Chance of Rain During Bombing Raid
Kobane, East Sector
A junior meteorological analyst has been relieved of duty after suggesting that the 32nd Bomb Wing could benefit from knowing about the incoming monsoon front. “The current tactical forecast indicates a 74% probability of 40-mph wind gusts during the scheduled strike window,” said Specialist Martinez in an email that was immediately purged from Joint Chiefs servers.
When asked about the request, Major General Chen of the Combined Weather Command stated, “We’re unable to process weather-based tactical modifications without proper emotional resonance certification.” This came despite the fact that the previous bombing run was delayed by 14 minutes due to the exact conditions Martinez predicted.