The Climate Adaptation Permit Office: Why Your City Now Needs Federal Approval to Raise Sea Walls
NEW YORK — Mayor Xavier Santos of Miami-Dade County submitted his city’s $2.3 billion sea wall project to the Federal Climate Adaptation Bureau last week, only to receive notice that the project now requires a 47-page Environmental Impact Statement on Whether the Sea Wall Can Save the City From a Flood That Has Already Drowned Three Neighboring Towns.
“We are in a state of profound bureaucratic limbo,” Santos told reporters from a temporary office located in a flood elevation zone that will no longer be classified as habitable until 2027. “We need to determine if our infrastructure is sufficient to handle the 14.3-foot surge predicted by the National Oceanographic Administration before we can even begin construction. In the meantime, we are issuing permits to sell the property to wealthy climate refugees who have been pre-approved for tax-deductible evacuation status.”