Pet Insurer 'FurSecure' Cancels Your Coverage If Your Pet Doesn't Acknowledge Terms of Service by Wagging Tail
In a move that has left pet owners across the country feeling like their four-legged family members are being held hostage by an overzealous insurance bureaucracy, the pet insurance provider “FurSecure” has announced a new policy requirement: your pet must actively acknowledge their Terms of Service by performing at least one tail wag every 30 days, or their coverage will be voided.
According to a press release obtained by this publication, the policy is designed to ensure “pet engagement” and “mutual understanding between owner and animal.” FurSecure spokesperson Dr. (Formerly) Brenda Whisker stated: “We believe in the power of tail-wagging validation. If your dog or cat isn’t wagging, they may not be feeling the connection that’s required for insurance eligibility.”