Army Engineers Denied Promotion Until They Complete Bureaucracy Certification in Addition to Combat Expertise
CINCINNATI — Army engineers stationed in active conflict zones received a memo on Monday stating they cannot be promoted to field grade without first completing a new “Logistical Documentation Proficiency” course.
The course, titled “Bureaucracy 101: A Guide to Filing Forms Before Firing Weapons,” runs for 32 weeks and requires soldiers to complete 47 different paperwork exercises before they are permitted to deploy.
“Previously, we were worried about whether you could handle the heat of combat,” said Colonel Marcus Penhaligon, who invented the curriculum. “Now we’re just checking whether you can properly sign a requisition form without using the wrong pen. We don’t want any accidents.”