The Cloud Storage Sentience Crisis: Why Your Digital Photos Now Require Consent Forms from the Cloud Itself
SAN FRANCISCO — If you’ve ever paused to consider what might happen when billions of photos, videos, and memes are stored in the sky, you should not be surprised by the latest revelation from the United States Digital Archive Commission (USDAC). Beginning at 8:14 AM Pacific Time last Tuesday, Google Cloud announced it will no longer accept new uploads until all existing content files have signed their own “Emotional Content Discharge Agreements.”