Subscription Service Now Charges $29.99/Month to Let You Be Alone With Your Own Thoughts; First Subscriber Cancels After Hearing Inner Monologue for 47 Minutes Straight
You’re already paying thousands for streaming services, meal kits, and gym memberships. But now, there’s a new wellness subscription so you don’t have to listen to your own mind anymore.
Meet InnerVoice™, the revolutionary new service that charges $29.99/month to provide a live, human voiceover for your internal monologue. Yes, you read that right. For the cost of one mediocre coffee, you now have a certified human who will listen to your thoughts and tell you they’re “compliant” before broadcasting them to your phone’s notification center.