The High-Temperature Superconductor Bureaucracy: Why Your Room-Temperature Superconductor Now Needs 147 Signatures Before It Can Conduct
BOSTON — Scientists claim to have finally cracked the mystery behind high-temperature superconductors, but the breakthrough comes with a new requirement: every electron must now file Form 514-B before entering a superconducting lattice.
A team of researchers at MIT’s Quantum Materials Department announced yesterday they had achieved room-temperature superconductivity in a diamond-graphene composite. But when lead author Dr. Amanda Foster tried to demonstrate the effect, she found the superconductor was too busy filling out compliance paperwork to actually conduct electricity.