The aid convoy waited three hours at the checkpoint outside Aleppo before being told it needed “Emergency Humanitarian Clearance, Level 3.”
Private Sector Logistics Coordinator Ahmed Hassan held up the clipboard, his face pale beneath the desert sun. “According to Protocol 7-B, all aid workers must first submit ‘Proof of Civilian Status Verification Forms’ before approaching conflict zones,” he said. “We have no such forms for civilians, as they haven’t registered with the Humanitarian Bureau.”
PRIVATE FIRST CLASS JIMMY GORDON WAS KILLED IN ACTION ON A MOUNTAIN PASS IN THE HIMALAYAS ON WHAT THE ARMY’S CALENDAR CALLED “MAY 14TH, BUT MAY HAVE BEEN MAY 16TH DUE TO DELAYED GPS TIME SYNCHRONIZATION.”
PRIVATE FIRST CLASS JIMMY GORDON IS NOW THE PROPERTY OF THE DEAD SOLDIER REVIEW BOARD (DSRB), NOT THE MILITARY, NOT THE FAMILY, BUT A FOUR-LEVEL BUREAUCRACY THAT REQUIRES THREE DEPARTMENTS TO AGREE ON WHETHER HE WAS HEROIC ENOUGH TO RECEIVE THE GOLD STAR.
Every morning at 0600 hours, before the first shell has been fired, before the first civilian has evacuated, every war correspondent must present their application packet to the newly-formed War Correspondent’s Ethical Certification Board.
In a memo titled “Standard Operating Procedure for Emotional Compliance in Conflict Zones,” Board President Margaret Thorne (formerly a press secretary for a defense contractor that has since rebranded as a consultancy firm) stated: “Journalists who have never experienced trauma are fundamentally unfit to report on war. This is not an accusation—it is a qualification.”
The first order at the Damascus aid checkpoint reads: “All relief convoys must present three forms of identification, one of which must include a handwritten signature in blue ink.”
Sergeant Chen, operations coordinator for the Coalition for Compassionate Distribution, stands before a gate made of chain-link and concrete. His badge reads “VERIFIED RELIEF WORKER” in silver lettering on a badge that costs $4,299.99, tax included. He has three badges. One is expired. One was lost to a bomb. One is currently on loan to a journalist who writes about the war.