Defense Secretary, Rock Legend Complete Apache Helicopter Ride; Nation Unsure How to Feel, Decides Not To
FORT BELVOIR, VA — Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and musician Kid Rock completed a joint flight in US Army AH-64 Apache attack helicopters at a Virginia military base Monday, in what officials described as a “scheduled familiarisation exercise” and what the American public collectively decided, after approximately ninety seconds of deliberation, to simply accept.
The flight, which lasted roughly forty minutes, was filmed in part and posted to social media, where it received fourteen million views before anyone had adequately processed what they were looking at.