Burnout as a Service: Tech Giants Sell Wellness Apps That Track Your Exhaustion 24/7
SAN FRANCISCO — Tech workers are burning out in record numbers this year, according to a survey released last week that was conducted using an AI-powered burnout detection algorithm which required the respondents to first complete a 47-step authentication flow, sign NDAs, and agree to an EULA that was 84 pages long and legally unenforceable in six jurisdictions. The survey found that 86% of remote workers, 57% of hybrid workers, and 55% of on-site workers reported experiencing burnout, with fully remote employees suffering the worst of all due to “blurry boundaries between rest and productivity,” according to an unnamed source who is also a co-founder of a wellness company that recently acquired a meditation app and pivoted it to a productivity tool that tracks your focus during your “rest periods.”